A Conversation With God on Babies Who Don’t Sleep

It goes something like this:

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Me, while baby is screaming at 11pm/1am/4:27am: God…you created people to need sleep. NEED it. It’s not optional.
We’re all exhausted, and I personally am about to go insane. Why can’t you just help us out here?!

God:

Me: